But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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