love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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