I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize