I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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