Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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