Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You've changed since you got that strap on
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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