Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
