I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We smell like vodka and hangover
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