No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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