Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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