Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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