Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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