I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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