you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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