Did you just see the Batmobile???
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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