it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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