Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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