handjob tips. give me some.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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