So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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