I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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