She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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