I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I didn't shave. On purpose
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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