so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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