in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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