When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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