Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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