I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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