I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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