How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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