Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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