yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
