I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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