Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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