have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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