yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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