No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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