Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
