sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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