God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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