i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
