one two three fourrrrnication!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I would fuck him just for his dog
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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