it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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