Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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