the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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