Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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