Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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