Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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