this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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