why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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