The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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