I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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