sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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