question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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