party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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