Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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