We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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