Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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